Okay, I know I just posted one yesterday... but this one cracked us up!
Andrew was driving through New Haven with the kids in the car. He saw a homeless man while stopped at a red light, unrolled his window, handed him a few bucks, the light turned green and he drove off.
Matt: Dad, why did you give that guy money?
Andrew: Because he was hungry.
Matt: (after a moment of silence) Is he gonna eat the dollars?
My boy is simply priceless!!!!!