Mattisms (just from this weekend)...

According to Matt, a tornado is... when a big drill comes into the ground, then twists a lot, and then makes a giant hole.

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Matt: Dad, who was I named after?
Andrew: Your middle name is the same as my Dad's middle name.
Matt: I know that, who did you name me Matthew after.
Andrew: One of Jesus's friends.
Matt: Which one?
Andrew: Matthew.
Matt: Oh, okay.

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Molly: I want to go to Washington DC this summer.
Matt: Not me, I want to go to Washington BC.

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In a moment of exasperation...

Matt: For goodness snakes!

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Our neighbor put a large wooden cut out of Cap't. Jack in their front yard (to celebrate their daughter's high school graduation)...

Matt: "Mom, can we put a Peter Pan in our yard. That way everyone will know that they are safe. Peter Pan will protect us!"